Skunky and Her Two Tight End Set

{Not a lot of Skunky news to report lately, but Todd is doing so poorly to start the fantasy football season (along with the Eagles....and Notre Dame, who I'm predicting to fall apart like they usually do after a tough loss to a top team, and lose to Navy and Temple) I'm making him a pity-post for shits and giggles.}

So this little chippie has done some decorating while I'm at work:

Guess she gets lonely.  But TWO tight ends?! Control yourself, you jezebel!  

First playing coy with Travis...

You minx (Travis, that is).  Skunky is enamored with your blue eyes and your Yards After the Catch, currently leading all NFL TEs.

Oh hey Tyler....we were just in Cincinnati, but Eifert was out here having a monster game against Oakland!! Too bad we missed him. Or did we?....

 What the hell!?!

 AND JUST WHO WAS RESTING THEIR HEAD ON THAT PILLOW?

I think the next owner of Skunky should probably get her spayed.  She's out of control. 

I've already decided if I lose again this year, next year I'm just drafting the best looking players (starting with these two).   It will be a scientific study of how player attractiveness relates to fantasy football success - although I'm pretty sure the Manning brothers (and until recently, Andrew Luck) have already clearly shown that you can win ugly :-)
Until then:

Pray for Todd.  And don't leave Skunky alone with your tight ends.